Maaaan. I hope the hospital isn’t super busy today
I lurched all the way home yesterday

amazingincrediblespiderhulk:

one day i’m going to livestream cooking

would anyone watch or am i not as entertaining as david?

could we do a big group thing where we all get together and tried to make something from another cooking show/ like, each in our own kitchens.

we could do it in a tinychat or something

victory goes to the most edible.

corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

(via foeofheart)

nobodyputstheimpalainacorner:

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

vasiliosversace:

nutella-boy:

dustyanus:

thatderpwearingafedora:

tunapuss:

charlizesittheronmyface:

iwillalwayslovethefool:

Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well

what

they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”

SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?

MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE

WHAT ARE THEY SELLING

 CHOCOLATES.

#this post #this is why i’m on tumblr

(Source: polyandthenomials, via feathers-of-time)